American Woman World Tour

As you all should know I've been going through some things, as stated in my last post.  Those things are why I wasn't able to update for the last two weeks but, worry not, I've returned.  Though my issues haven't been resolved, with great pride, I've come bearing many updates so that you may be entertained at my expense [Just call them out, why don't you...].  Did someone hear a baby crying?

I've suffered the pain of forclosure vicariously through my previous landlord.  Well, she didn't seem very hurt, but I was [A lot...].   Very true, Mr. Marshall.  I've spent all my money trying to move within the agreed upon time period and spent my entire move-in budget doing so, fooled by the prospect of receiving $1942 from Fannie May by way of one of the establishment's subsidiaries, which will not be named [For legal purposes...].

A week after, technically, moving into my Grandmother's humble abode once more, I found myself at a stand still.  For the first time in my life I was trapped.  To my left, a clean and new apartment, to my right, the extremely cold streets of Detroit.  Looking back on the obviosly poor decision I made, I've concluded I should've chosen the latter and worked for the apartment--Oh wait...I already did that...

I don't mean to be such a pessimist and cynic but I can't seem to wrap my mind around the fact my life sucks and, quite frankly, so does the general public [Like vacuum cleaners...].  Honestly, where do people find the audacity...the testicular fortitude to do and say some of the things they do and say?  To tell you the truth, it's AMERICAN people more than anything.

Still don't get it [Because they're retarded...]?  Stop being a troll, Mr. Marshall.

"Sorry!" - Mr. Marshall

I'll help you out by giving you this jewel, okay?  Since when does anyone have the RIGHT to hire you to do work and not pay you?  When?  Apparently these people thought it happened some time in the last 100 years and, because of that misinformation, have thought it wise to attempt to do so with me [Because they're idiots...].   Furthermore, they've also managed to besmirch the name of an otherwise favorable organization.

"Where do they get that right?" - Mr. Marshall

I wasn't aware folks could f*ck other peoples' money like that [Only in this country...].  I mean, you'd think a Capitalist Republic with religious freedom would be less prone to abuse and objectify their own citizens [I guess those of us who think that way are wrong...].  Apparently we are...and that sucks.

I, for one, used to have the utmost faith in this place. I'm saying, literally, it was: God, big sis, parents, Granny, then America...in that order. I loved this place more than pizza!  Hell, I loved it more than Bruce Lee...and I reeeaaalllly love Bruce Lee [And always has...].  Now?  Not so much.

I love this military, I know a lot of them.  I love my family, a love the music, I love the movies, but I hate this flag for no longer symbolizing what it used to stand for.  We've been dominated by money, controlling others, destroying religious freedom, and abusing those who don't bend to our will.  This country sucks!

Constantine truly left a large footprint in history - scratch that - a huge gash in history.  This Christian country denying religious freedom, going to war for oil, abusing its military...this is completely ridiculous!  I didn't sign on for this, I signed on to get rich and famous, travel the world, live a long life, and get laid...[A lot...].  YES!  That was the American dream to me.

Boy, was I an idiot - no, ignorant - , believing in something that clearly did not exist any longer.  I talk to other citizens and learn they share my sentiment, we need help.  We're powerful, true, but no longer sovereign.  How does a "rich and sovereign" nation negotiate loans with wealthy citizens and other countries?  "I'm better than you but I need your money.  If you don't give it to me I'll kill you."  What?!

Maybe I'm just talking to a brick wall, or, maybe I'll finally get through to you people.  I really hope some of this finally sinks in either way [He's always right...].  I wouldn't say always right, Mr. Marshall, more like less likely to be wrong.  It's just like how I show my screen and picture quality is high definition and leagues better than the iPhone and iPod Touch...the new ones.  As a matter of fact, I show them the footage and THEN I compare matching Youtube videos with them.  Furthermore, I also reveal the load on the processor and how mine processes more data faster.  What was a talking about again [Idiot...]?  Again, no comment [Blast!!!].

Well, folks, my battery is dying and the movie is starting.  My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in.  Who's trunks are these [Damnit!!!]?