Saturday, November 28, 2009

I Found This Interestingly Accurate

I'm such a pig:

I happen to be a cusp.  Not only am I a Capricorn (Feminine sign???  That would explain why I'm strangely pretty like my mother...I think), but I'm a Boar/Rat hybrid [That's possible???], no wonder I'm so troubled...based on these things, I can't help but be.  Apparently, my IQ is so high, and my IQ type is so unique my misery is justifiable.  Go figure.  This means, essentially, if I and the terrorists don't change the world my life will suck [Bad joke...].  Shut up.  Based on the descriptions of these signs, I'm: temperamental, highly intelligent, studious, stubborn, introverted, powerful, musically inclined, and highly prized...pretty accurate if prized is viewed as a hunting term rather than descriptive as an object of value.

Have you ever had an experience that was, literally, best described as feeling someone staring at you?  I'm having one of those experiences right now.  What's even more strange is that intuitive "6th sense" is very accurate.  This homeless guy has stared at the back of my head, while loitering in the coffee shop, for 5 minutes.  Finally someone asked him to leave.  The thing is...why did he choose me to stare at?  Now, THAT'S strange.  Is it natural for me to notice absolutely EVERYthing going on around me?  If so, why is it some people can be caught completely off guard?

[Brief intermission...]

Folks, you may have noticed something different about my entries...that's right, I've discovered how this linking system works.  When I blog from my phone I can't enter links normally as this site uses a different HTML script than I'm used to.  That said, I decided to experiment from my netbook while at the coffee shop and the results were profound!  I simply don't have the time to enter links from my phone using the text form on this site because I'm due for a firmware upgrade Sprint refuses to provide [For free, as it should be...].  My only option is to download Android 1.6 from a third part on my netbook, install it on my phone, then port over all my applications and data manually (while praying to all that is HOLY I don't lose anything), which truly isn't worth the trouble.

In conclusion, the format of my links and blog posts shall be the clues involved in determining what object I updated from.  Finding a hotspot isn't a leisure afforded me on a frequent bases, so enriched posts, like this one for example, are going to be quite rare [Enjoy while you can...].

[This intermission may be a permanent change...]

Another thought, why do people wear sandals even in cold weather?  I can't understand that for the LIFE of me!  Almost as if they don't believe in frostbite, gangrene, amputation, and the discomfort of those who are, inadvertantly, subject to witness the process.  Man, I can go for hours about things like this, I mean, where do they get off sharing that much of their business?  It's not like their women with pretty feet...their usually men...and that's very disconcerting.

Newscast, douche bags!  Other men are victims of your Franken-toe exhibition.  We don't like it.

[*Sighs*...]

And another thing, why do all the gay guys have the most beautiful women attached to them?  And why do the most beautiful women complain all the time?  I know a few and, God, I feel like the gay guy in the situation.  This is bad because I DO LIKE, no, LOVE WOMEN!  They make my d!ck hard!  Trust me, if I could kiss you, literally through the phone, I'd interrupt you in a New York nano-second!  Wait...no wonder they love gay men...because they aren't interested in interrupting them to ask them why they complain so much when there's a perfectly good man right in front of them...who's already their friend...

[Breathe, son, everything will be all right...]

F*ck you, Mr. Marshall!

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

Who's side are you on anyway?  You've been on my case a lot lately while I've been behaving myself, do I have to remind you of your roots [No...]?  Good, now aim your sarcasm and exasperation at the targets of my choosing please [I'm not your assistant...].  Mother -

"Hey, Infinite, I'm really happy you're clearing your mind, I'mma let you finish...but - "

Don't you dare, Kanye, you and Mr. Marshall are going to catch a bad one if you finish that statement [He's really mad today...].  I wouldn't say mad, but I WOULD say fed up, so maybe you should just allow me to have my way [You're the boss...].  Thank you.

Bigby coffee is great.  It's calming down.  Yes, I have an adverse reaction to caffeine.  I've been drinking it for so long, it literally has the opposite effect on me.  Now, back to my original thoughts.

The internet is immensely useful.  I never thought a group of strangers would help me understand myself so much more.  It's amazing how accurate and significant these astrological signs are.  It isn't witchcraft or a scam, it's a science used to develop a general understanding of certain groups of people born during certain time periods.  It's a psychological science and based on mathematics, it can be calculated and understood by many.

Grant it, it's not an exact science, but when it comes to social sciences, it's the most accurate way of breaking the ice with other people.  You get an idea of what to expect when you associate with certain other people and what to look forward to should you continue to do so.  I, for example, was very accurately identified in the description of individuals born in the year of the Boar on the Chinese Zodiac [Eat it, closed-minded skeptics...].

I'm going to end it with that...abruptly, that's how I get down [Yeah...] *Flips you all off* [Give them the finger...]  Bite me [Eat a di--].  My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in [Why'd you cut me off like that?].  Because I wanted to go swimming [You're afraid of water, idiot...].  You're not a good judge of sarcasm [Blow me...].  Grow one...b!tch [*Gasps!*].

The tip I'm on

Thursday, November 26, 2009

I Hate My Job

Work sucks. I promise I'm at the end of my rope here. I'm so sick of being pulled so many different directions my hair is coming out. All I do is listen to people complaining all day about what's not done and no one seems to understand what I'm dealing with and how much I'm doing on my own. I wish I could run away [Or maybe...]...or maybe I wish they would all go to hell. Either outcome works well for me.

I would like to think that I shouldn't feel that way but I do [Tell them why you're mad, son...]. Okay, little voice in my head, I will.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to finally be the boss...to be the one pulling all the strings and applying the most pressure? I do. My genius is being wasted as a means of benefitting other people. There's no pot at the end of the rainbow fot me, no happy ending, no sweet to my bitter...just my own sour feelings. How do I always end up in these situations?

My store and employment are being traded like a slave auction, sold to the highest bidder like some sort of n3gro sale. I am not a retail item, guys, I'm a person. I have plans, dreams, and a life just like you. The least I'd hope for is an option since I'm not bound by contract. Funny things contracts are...they can be fulfilled, extended, voided, or sold. I don't have one of those highly versatile sheets of paper with my signature.

I guess I'm wondering how they could stop me from walking away. They couldn't. But times are entirely too rough to be unemployed. I just put up with it even though I know I'll explode soon. Who would deny themselves the, seemingly orgasmic, pleasure of cutting into some's feelings and devouring that person's soul? I shouldn't [Oh, but you must...], why? Because my day will come...I think.

I can't even dumb out and write this as humorous as usual. I'm not even myself today. I'm tired, I'm frustrated, I'm stressed out, and I just want to die so I can raise hell somewhere else. Is it blasphemous to lament one's own life? I believe so but I've given up caring since God won't send me a mulligan. A do over would be pretty awesome though.

The thing is this...I come across many people with the ability to help me, knowing I'm swamped, but don't. They intend to IF I add, yet another, task to my agenda and find them all over again. Why do you make this so hard? It's not my fault and I'm not blaming you, I'm just saying I'm not battling with my pride here, I'm battling with my P.O.S job...and darling colleagues [Sarcasm...]. Honestly, all but a handful suck donkey d!ck and I could do better without them.

This being the case, I haven't gotten the chance to contact you. I haven't lost interest at all, I'm just overwhelmed. Now my life is even more troublesome because I'm breaking down and reaping no profit from my hard work and dedication. Every day I wake up I say, "There is a God," but that God must not like me very much because my days turn to crap before I even walk into work.

So, I've come to a conclusion, made a resolution, if you will. I'm done. I'm not helping anyone else. I'm out for myself and my clique only. My job can eat it, disloyal fans can eat it, haters can eat it, groupies can eat it, all the celebrities can eat it, every investor that overlooks me can eat it, etc and so forth.

What am I saying? Of course I have to make sure I show love to my true [One...obviously...] fans [Fan...]. Mr. Marshall...

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. I dare someone to splash that ugly chick while she's tanning!

I hate my job by other disgruntled employees:

http://mightydyckerson.blogspot.com/2007/06/i-hate-my-job.html

http://www.thebitterblog.com/2006/01/i_hate_my_job.html

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Rock Out With Your Internet Business???

I frequently discuss internet business with a writing and advisory colleague of mine from Twitter [www.twitter.com/infinitestylez ...]. We're of the same creed, meaning intellectual, but with opposing views on the subject of music business. Actually, I wouldn't say opposing, I'd much rather say similar up to a certain extent. Said extent being the internet being a positive or negative impact on the current, and future, state of the music industry. He's all for it while I'm leaning more toward the opposite.

The key observations:

Pro (R.VE.)

1. Free enterprise
2. Broad exposure in shorter time
3. More personal on a regular bases
4. Eliminates certain middle-men
5. Saves money

Con (Me)

1. Draws away actual talent
2. Weakens the music industry itself
3. Security risk
4. Destroys mainstream opportunities for powerful artists
5. Lowers profit margins

I understand everyone's stance on free enterprise, it'll stimulate the economy so it's necessary. Now understand mine, everyone can do it, it becomes a trend. What happens to an industry where there is too much competition and not enough consumption? It fails. Big business distracts the actual talent from doing what they join the industry to do...showcase their talent.

Prime example:

50 Cent has made a circus out of rap beef. He used to end careers with battle bars [Ja Rule...] but now, instead, he encourages the infamy of his adversaries by poking fun on YouTube. Where is he gaining profit rather than spending idle time instigating a potentially violent situation? We used to make fun of these internet beef's almost 10 years ago.

50 should be making an album every year, instead, in only 7 years he's only working on his 4th solo STUDIO album and finished his second G-Unit album. Even if you count the collaborative albums as legitimate contract fulfilling projects he's still one album shy, should his contract be for one album per year. What has 50 been up to for nearly a decade? I'd be bold enough to say he's been distracted by things that take his passion out of his music.

Every type of business has it's role as part of a growing and constantly developing civilization. Diversity of this calibur is simply bad economics. Monopolies form and shatter the markets so that depressions, like the current one, last longer than they should. It's not all Congress's fault, nor is it all Bush's fault...they're just the scapegoats. We've been just as responsible, if not more, all along. We used our vote to put them in those positions.

Next example:

I get it, everyone wants that miracle Myspace or Youtube deal and are willing to Get Rich or Die Trying, but where's the value in the music hustle? What do you have to talk about in the end? You want to be a star so that everyone will finally see that talented little girl shining...until she wakes up one day and can't perform. Her first impulse is to rapid tweet about it on Twitter so people she won't even speak to will make her feel better about her vocal handicap.

The fans notice, as they THINK, they're getting to know her inner artist when they're really just learning how flakey she is after her success. Music artistry becomes a popularity contest and political stance as she stands off with her peers prepared to debut her knew auto-tuned single while lip syncing in front of an audience of judges waiting for the next hottest thing out to steal their hearts by casting a cruel glare at the competition.

The twisted face of big business has finally shown itself. The ego-maniacle mogul has bared her talons and slighted someone she once called friend or sister to be the best at what she no longer does well. There is no love for the melody or passion behind her words...no eroticism in her tone or joy in her soul...it's just another club song...and the fans are getting bored with the lack of depth.

The artists die and the art dies with them as consumers dive deeper into Youtube and contribute to the destruction of another genre. Soon enough no one will make music anymore, they'll just tweet idle thoughts and make stupid a$$ home videos [He's a cynic...].

Third example:

This is the hacker era. Being more personal with fans with more intimate interests is dangerous, ask Tyrese. Simply giving an excited fan more friendly attention can cause a lot of, rather large, problems. Remember, you don't know the person sitting at the other screen nor do you know what they're doing. They could be installing tracking software on your smartphone's GPS right now [SCARY!!!].

You think that's all? Think again. Your IP address [Both your phone AND computer have one...] can be traced to an exact location. The phone number attached to your accounts, login information phished, your bank account could be receiving mystery bills or your family could be stalked as you think you're connecting with a true friend.

The FDA's firewall was hacked and the experimental cure for AIDs was leaked. Within two years that exact same method was finally made public [I guess a 10 year plan was drastically shortened by some very persuasive people...]. Is all this internet really that safe when you're rich and famous? I'd like to reveal someone comfortable and popular might not agree as he has suffered at the hands of these people...sxephil. Watch his channel and you'll find his rant about it.

Fourth:

I'll admit it, Suge Knight and Irv Gotti are horrible people. However, not everyone is like that. Diddy and 50 went through their tyrades and hurt some people, Babyface had his run is a scumbag but everyone isn't like that. 50 grew up, Irv did time and resurfaced a changed man, Suge faded away, Diddy focused more on other business affairs, and Babyface is...whatever happened to Babyface [Who cares...]? Meh.

Some people, like myself, need the investments of these middle-men to jumpstart out national and international acts. A label is essentially a philanthropic group with a shared interest in a profitable return--wait that's a loan shark--either way, we need them. There's a lot of good that comes with their association, an example of which, is the best promo you don't have to pay for up front.

Do it yourself is good but either very costly, very time consuming, or both. We don't all have that kind of time. I sure don't. As I get older and lose more of my hair and watch the DIY option shorten my career and decrease my my chances of making it in this industry. It can be a liability I can't afford. I don't have much money either and making the connections is a rather difficult task when I have to work so I can eat and pay bills. A starving artist can only starve for so long.

Finally:

Scared money doesn't make money. The US economy is based on the magnitude of over consumption, we're gluttonous by nature. We have to follow the trend in order to meet the performance quota we set for ourselves. If we discount everything and continue to penny pinch we'll make no progress. The more you save the less you contribute to economic growth.

Furthermore, the more you do yourself the more harm you do to an already struggling economy. People have jobs to do what you refuse to hire them to do. Imagine if every single artist took the private enterprise route? The entire music production industry would crumble without any jobs left to support it. People produce projects, engineer sounds, record vocals, manage artists, print disc copies, encode streams, trademark and copyright, coordinate events, create wardrobes, etc. These jobs are needed.

Face it...these ideas are great but just before their time and could kill businesses and dissolve entire industries. Iraq, for example. They left the dispute with the US alone for over a decade and were attacked by surprise. We stripped them of everything they had. It's human nature to steal, kill, and destroy. It's just not the American way, and I don't like it but I'm okay with that because I'm used to it [And the world keeps turning...].

Anyway, the point is this, in the world of business, or anything at all, you reap what you sew. If you sew a single seed expect not an orchard for your troubles, expect only a single tree.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. Electronic devices prohibited!

My colleague's take on internet music business (still a good and strong point):
http://virtualmusic.tv/2009/11/musicians-brands-endorsements-partnerships-part-2/

Basic economic principles:
http://www.slembeck.ch/principles.html

Someone actually found Babyface:
http://www.mahalo.com/answers/music/listenin-2-the-waiting-to-exhale-soundtrack-whatever-happened-to-babyface

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Live, Love, Laugh

My recent studies show approximately 80% of young American women that men meet would rather deal with an abusive man over a cheating man [Wow! Seriously?]. Yes, Mr. Marshall, this is true [I didn't know that...]. I just told you. Men, on the other hand, would rather play the revenge f*ck game when women cheat and then, sooner than later, get into fist fights over it after the fact [Stupid...]. Extremely. I guess it turns them on.

It's depressing when our society is so lost. Is pride and control over thy neighbor that valuable you're willing to throw your health, freedom, and possibly, your life away for it? If you answered yes then you're one of the idiots mentioned above. Yes, I said it, you're stupid...as hell.

You're part of that large void full of closed-minded Americans who don't acknowledge or respect the freedom and rights of others. You, more than likely, believe bullying other nations out of their commodities is the definition of true Patriotism, women were built to be dominated by men, and racial and spiritual diversity is a sin. That pretty much covers Neo-Naziism in a nutshell.

Is it really worth it to let someone kick your ass due to their inability to control their sexual frustrations? Is being in a state of marriage-likeness so valuable you're willing to steal the benefits and pleasure of said comaraderie before actually having earned it? Were those questions too complicated for you to understand? Leave your feedback in the comments section, only serious responses need be posted [Perpetrators will be victims of random acts of mass genocide...]. We kill idiots [Mercilessly...].

Women, think about this before you answer, I'm in my "typical Christian" mindset, therefor, you will be judged accordingly. Is it okay for a, seemingly, faithful man to deck you in the mouth when you "get out of line?" [He only makes it sound as ugly as it is...] If enough of you believe so, I hereby promise to support your cause and petition to invoke men legal rights to "smack a b!tch," ... or a h0e, choose your poison.

Men, is it cowardice and barbaric to hit others when you're angry simply because you aren't intelligent enough to express your feelings maturely...like young children? Remember, your kids watch and record everything you do like reality TV. What you do they shape their lives around and grow to believe is the right way to do things. Should a smart-mouthed woman receive a broken nose for having a higher IQ than you?

Well, folks, if you haven't noticed, papi is calling you out of the pits of darkness you call civility. The very reason police take people to jail, prosecute them, and imprison them for hitting each other is because it's wrong...and it inspires pedophiles to eat babies. [Do you really want Roman Polanski to devour your kids?] I didn't think so.

With that said I believe it is due time for me assert my views of sexual freedom.

1. All the idiots will contract SFMA [Spider-Flu Monkey AIDs] and die.

2. Sexually inept individuals will be too busy screwing other people to hit each other.

3. Sexually inept individuals will gain better experience and evolve into sexually adept individuals giving you less need to cheat on them when you're married.

4. Experimentation is our natural process of learning, I wonder why that is [God made us that way...]. But that would mean - [The Christians interpreted wrong...].

5. People are more rational and more agreeable when they aren't horny strictly becaue their waiting for you.

6. You shouldn't take what you haven't earned. Fidelity is a pleasure that belongs to those who deserve it...married couples.

7. You don't know you do or don't like what you haven't tried.

8. You don't know what you do or don't like more than what you've tried already.

9. Your way has the divorce rate higher than 40%, your views are obiously wrong as more than 50% of said divorcees agree with me after their first married experience.

10. That said, divorce is expensive and ruins those people involved in most cases.

11. You actually learn the true meaning of love by first learning the difference between it and infatuation by getting to know those you don't love "that way."

So I guess when you steal knowledge you haven't earned the right to, like Adam and Eve, you get punished...severely. "Oh, God! Why can't I find someone that loves me for me and will treat me right [I guess when you stop cheating the system and manipulating the will of others...]?" You're on to something there, Mr. Marshall.

The real question should be, why is it okay to emotionally extort those you claim to love? Is that fair? Is that even considered love?! What type of demoralized, emotionally unstable human being could answer yes to that question? That's not even humane!

So when that individual get's tired of the emotional entrapment and strikes back, due to loss of rationality, is it that person's fault? Sure, their wrong, but who's the problem? I think the one pulling the strings is. You put yourself there to begin with, trying to force this person to love you as a means of tickling your fancy. You ignored the warning signs and tried to force someone to submit to your will. You're just an emotional terrorist.

I was close to my breaking point before, relationship after relationship failed. I always gave more than my lover was willing to give...and the trend only worsened. Bigger promises broken, more people involved, false accusations landing me in a cell, fines, homelessness...I know how some of those men feel and someone almost her ass beat. But because of who I am I just gave up and left.

It took me a while to understand what the women in my family were trying to teach me. These dedicated women weren't trying to turn me into a dog they were trying to protect their baby boy. I didn't appreciate the advice and I deserved what I got. No one should cater to anyone for the sole purpose of appeasing the other. The lesson of dating is teaching us to be less selfish...not more selfless.

In case you didn't understand that, it's not about how much you can give someone who may not care for you, it's about how much you're not taking from them to satisfy yourself. Now, THAT'S a relationship blog, effers. Screw trying to gain more understanding, diving into the minds of the opposite sex, we're all alike. It's not rocket science, genius [Sarcasm...]. Mr. Marshall...

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

Trust me, I've been through it and I sell it for a living, love is not as simple as you make it seem...but it's not as troublesome either. In an industry designed to suit the rich, no wonder people just can't seem to get along. According to television Lust + Money = Happily Ever After, according to me it equals two idiots Married With Children.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. Canonbaaaaaaallllllll!!!

Current divorce rates:
http://www.divorcerate.org/

Relationship blogs those people may have used:
http://www.100bestdatingsites.com/blog/2008/ask-the-experts-100-best-blogs-for-relationship-advice/

Some abusive relationship facts (women abused):
http://www.kcsdv.org/stats.html

Proof why people get violent:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evil-deeds/200908/anger-disorder-part-four-frustration-madness-and-misogyny

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Marvel Vs Sprint

I hate being broke...I really do. Hopefully things won't be like this for long because some good things have been going on. I've been really motivated lately and finally all my hard work is paying off and I would just like to say, from the bottom of my heart...I'm not giving anything back to you guys [He's lying...]. Thanks, Captain Obvious [You're welcome...]!

So, as Mr. Marshall made painfully clear, I was just joking, folks. I love you all entirely too much to leave you high and dry in such a way...at least that's what I think [Scary thought...]. Mother fu- [Language!!!]... ... ... ... *grumbles*

[Tell them about Marvel vs. Capcom 3!!!] Ah! Yes! Marvel vs. Capcom 3 has aparently been blocked from production by the titanic Marvel Comics. Why? I only wish I knew, but, I only wish someone would get through to them and tell them to play nice. It's not Capcom's fault Jill Valentine owns your face- [What about Iceman?!]. Iceman IS pretty dope...okay, look, let's keep this completely real.

1. The hyper melee games have been balanced on bosses, actually no, you have the lead on bosses. Out of 5 games produced by Capcom you've had 4 boss appearances to Capcom's 1 exclusive boss...Abyss on the greatest 2D fighter of all time. Like they could've predicted that! Your being selfish and childish.

2. It's about the customers/fans, NOT, about your foolish pride [Completely childish...]. That game is sold out worldwide and you say, "We just don't think it'll be profitable." Get real. On one of the games Capcom had to sneak a hidden super-boss of their own in just to have a mark in the franchise.

3. Stop being petty over power and share the rights to more characters then! I would LOVE to see Silver Surfer, Human Torch, Invisible Woman, Deadpool, and Nightcrawler (to name a few) on a third installment! If the Capcom characters intimidate you then match their power and ability by sharing more powerful and adept characters with us [Obvious solution...]!

4. Capcom, you're not exempt! Taking Ken Masters and Sakura off Tatsunoku vs. Capcom?! Are you insane?! You left us with no other Capcom characters to stop Ryu! Favortism? Yes! Where's Jill Valentine, Akuma, and Captain Commando?! Chun Lee can't stop Ryu! Can we, AT LEAST, have Strider Hien, Megaman X (transformation), Sean, Leon, Zero (he's NICE on TvC), adult Roll (no more Chibi-Roll please), Psycho Ken (transformation), and Sagat?!

5. Both of you, the success of MvC 2 was because of variety and customization. We can do things on that game you never imagined we'd ever figure out...that you never imagined was possible for that engine and graphics accelerator. I've figured how to max out the difficulty of each difficulty setting so my save data is more challenging than others' [It's true, I've seen it...].

6. More vitality...I kill people too fast even on 0.1 hit ratio [Lowest handicap...]. The reason I say this is because some character combinations knock off entirely too much damage in one team hyper...that takes the fun out of the match when you're the one who launched the attack.

7. Some characters have infinite combos...please allow us some breakers for such instances or a counter that removes the character standing-in from danger of receiving the same punishment. This isn't so much a problem but it's annoying when someone abuses such an ability. Just a breaker that we have to build up in order to break the loop.

8. Be fair, Marvel, don't get mad when Capcom makes their own boss...and, Capcom, if they do, make an all Capcom hyper melee with the same and even more attributes. Keep the 3-on-3 without allowing Marvel to stop you. You own the set up, the engine, the animation, the music, the moves, and the custom fighting styles...you actually have more leverage here. I'd sue them for inhibiting the growth of my enterprise by not allowing me to meet the demand of my customers, also known as, monopolizing [The world needs free enterprise...].

That said, play nice, guys. Don't punish the rest of the world with your feud, it's simply not nice [Unforgivable...]. I let you slide long enough, Mr. Marshall...

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

Anyway, next order of business. The Android devices are AMAZING, however, what I don't like is how the providers cripple the phones. I have the new Samsung Moment, which hates your face [Eat it iPhone...], and I can't fathom why Sprint had no interest in Android OS 1.6, codenamed, Donut. That's just stupid, now we all have to upgrade when we should've had it already. It's only so annoying because the inconvenience is intentional.

I predict an attempt at selling the firmware which will cause a massive uprising allowing the terrorists to win. Sprint...this is a very bad idea. Remove the downstream cap and stop blocking us from the 1.6 and future 2.0 upgrades so the amazing phones we paid for can perform their best and finally kill the played out iPhone.

Here it is I have a phone that topples the BlackBerry and the iPhone but I have the most basic firmware. This is a problem for me because I end up waiting for the upgrades and updates that will also make the phone capable of toppling the Droid which is, now, the best phone on the US Market. This sucks because my phone has, all around, the best hardware overall.

I have the same, HD AMOLED, screen the Samsung Omnia HD (which owned the iPhone and the iPod Touch LIVE on video) does, the fastest processor on the US market, wi-fi, wireless 3G, tabbed browsing, etc, etc. Basically, Sprint, you too, are a bully just like your friend Marvel. For shame.

Anyway, that's all that bothered me today. My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. Swimsuits mandatory [PG-13 kids...]!

Omnia HD crushing iPod Touch in video quality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOHVk80VhI&feature=youtube_gdata

Omnia HD crushing iPhone 3GS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7kEmDZvhs8&feature=youtube_gdata

Proof Moment has same screen as Omnia HD:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_9FYa6MdCg&feature=youtube_gdata

Marvel Vs Capcom 3 details:
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/05/05/capcom-marvel-vs-capcom-3-not-part-of-deal-to-re-release-mvc/

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Pissing Off A City Near You

Have you ever done somethin polite for a few people, with no ulterior motive, and received absolutely no appreciation for it? Well I can't say no as it would be completely inaccurate, more like half of no, if there is such a thing. I know-I know...you're completely lost, right? Well, it goes a little something like this.

Today, Sunday, I decided to go to work. I'm boarding the bus and I stepped back so an elder lady could board the bus first. Instead of saying thank you she says nothing at all...she didn't even smile. The family behind her did, however. What bothers me is that I expected HER to...and she didn't...now I'm disappointed. I deserve it only because I expected her to show some appreciation and I expected them not to. I guess I'm not always right.

Upon approaching the bus stop I took a detour to get change. As I waited I noticed the front page of the Sunday paper...while standing in an Arabic gas station. I could feel the racial tension from my, half Nubian, fellow African decendant. This was troublesome. Apparently the press thought it wise to publish the government's cover up concerning the Fort Hood outburst.

Now Muslim people everywhere are defensive because of the tensions the stories have caused. They expect some idiot racist to say something f*cked up because they're all being judged for the actions of a few people, this one being a former atheist, from my own speculation of course. Sure he deserved his death, but he responded to the prejudice suffocating him. Now, because of HIS actions, Middle Eastern people everywhere are being judged unjustly as a whole. God bless America [Sarcasm...]!

Shut UP, MR. MARSHALL!

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

While politely ignoring my mother as I continued enjoying new Joe Budden tracks from Escape Route -

"Hey, Infinite, I'm really happy you enjoyed, I'mma let you finish...but Lil Wayne had one of the best mixtapes of all time!"

F*ck you, Kanye [Such vulgarity...]. F*ck you too, Mr. Marshall.

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

Sure. Anyway, I came to realize why Joe Budden is one of my favorite rappers. This guy is an absolute ANIMAL with a very smart mouth [I guess he's in the right industry...]. EXACTLY! Joe is - [No you...] *Uppercut!*

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He's right, you know...I don't even have a counter statement for that. I AM in the right industry. I'm as smart mouthed as they come and I always have something to say. All the things I say in this blog during my random b!tch sessions can and should be translated into songs. Actually, that's a brilliant idea! Thank you, Mr. Marshall [...]! Get up, it didn't even hurt that much, cry baby [Bastard...]!

As you've probably already noticed, I forgot to post the donate button in my last blog. I had so much fun making people look ridiculous I neglected to even visit PayPal. The button is now posted in the sidebar.

Continuing my failed attempt at stating how amazing Joe Budden is, I've since decided to simply post a link...found at the bottom of the post. Keep in mind you must copy and paste the link because I don't remember the link code that will allow you to simply click it...because I'm an idiot epileptic rapper who suffers from CRS...Can't Remember Sh!t.

That's all I needed to get off my chest, folks. Thank you and have a blessed Sunday [You're welcome...]. Bite me!

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. Don't pee in the pool!

Drake and Joe Budden - Say You Will Remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uamOlvYPFOg&feature=youtube_gdata

Me rippin J. Reid the rapper. I go second:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbLFDrMimJg&feature=youtube_gdata

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Things That Make You Go Hmmm

Good Saturday morning, everyone, it's a surprisingly nice day in Detroit. It's not too cold, plenty of sunshine, I don't have gas and, therefor, I'm no where near as cranky. However, today's blog won't disappoint you as I will always have a gripe as long as I'm still living.

Today's rant is brought to you by business, the standard in bad decisions everywhere.

Speaking of bad decisions, Mayor Bing was re-elected Mayor of Detroit on November 3rd. Apparently, even though more than 60% of the city's population rely on the city bus system as it is, we've somehow managed to think it was wise to choose the candidate who continues his efforts to destroy it. The ex-Pistons star and founder of the Bing Group, who allegedly deserted his company after winning the election, was unavailable for comment. Go figure.

Now, for all of you Dave Bing fans out there, I'm not dissing the man, I'm just saying you believe in him the way you believe in God. This is a fair analogy because you maintain a completely blind faith in both. Let's analyze this, Mr. Marshall.

"Sure, Mr. Stylez. See, the problem here is Dave Bing is clearly human. Prone to err and bad decision himself, we should have made our decision based on some sort of logic. God, on the other hand, is perfect. Trusting a man shouldn't be nearly as easy as a trusting God." - Mr. Marshall

And there you have it, people. For those of you looking to expand your world of knowledge about the Bing Group, check out the link at the bottom of the post. It's a good starting point with some keywords to aid in your search. Enjoy that, you're welcome.

Jumping ahead to a totally different topic like a hyperactive teen with an attention deficit disorder, I love music!!! I have a dream but the extremely high costs of the necessary investments have completely tapped my funds. As you can imagine, this has me very pissed off...which is why I started this blog…I think. Anyway, anyone who would like to contribute to my dream, please click on the donate button I'll have posted at the bottom of the post.

Anyone who simply cannot afford it, your love and support are greatly appreciated [Don't forget to subscribe!]. Please comment as much as you like, post blog links, post pictures showing how much you love Inf (CHEA!!!) [Don't forget to subscribe!], and any other (safe for work) items you would like to leave me [Don't forget to subscribe!]. MR. MARSHALL! NO SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!!!

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

Moving on, Kanye West is apparently on suicide watch. Needless to say I predicted this shortly after his mother died after he collapsed in tears during a live performance, marking this one of the most dedicated -

"Hey, Infinite, I'm really happy for this, I'mma let you finish...but Courtney Love had one of the most dedicated suicide watches of all time!"

MR. WEST! What the fu -

"It was one of the best interruptions of all time! [Don't forget to subscribe!]"

What kind of foo -

"Mr. Marshall has some of the best subliminal messages of all time! [Don't forget to subscribe!]"

*Uppercut!*

Now that that's over, I must agree with President Obama's statement, "He's a jackass." Guess what...even though I love this guy's music and his passion I feel like that guy sxephil was referring to on September 10th of this year when he spoke on Joe Wilson.

Wearing a College Dropout poster attached to my gold rope "dookie chain" and Late Registration written in White-Out across my Louis Vuitton backpack during both outbursts, I looked around nervously both times while saying in a low voice, "F*ck! That was a bad idea, Kanye!" With Bush possibly being a Mason (he actually wasn't lol Christians nowadays are crazy!) and Taylor Swift possibly being a Nazi (not really, it was coincidental), you're in for a world of trouble!

Jokes people! Read around the internet. Google and Wikipedia are my best friends in the whole wide world...(Masons aren't satanists by the way)

Honestly, I wish Kanye the best and a speedy recovery.

That's all I have today, folks. Enjoy your weekend since working through mine.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in.

Bing Group starting page:
http://michiganmessenger.com/13459/detroit-mayor-hopeful-dave-bings-company-faced-52-miosha-violations

Taylor Swift a Nazi???:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/29/taylor-swift-embraces-the-swastika/

Was Bush a Mason?:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_president_George_W_Bush_a_freemason&alreadyAsked=1&rtitle=Is_president_george_w_bush_a_free_mason

Freemasons aren't satanists...from the ENCYCLOPEDIA:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_and_Freemasonry

Friday, November 13, 2009

Masonic Gold Mines

What's good, folks? I'm back with another rant spawned by idle deep thought processes. By the way, the phraseology of that last sentence didn't enhance my statement it all. It just sounded good, so I figured, Why not?

The first thing on my mind is my second youngest surrogate little/big brother's recent enrollment into college. For those of you wondering what I mean by "little/big," I mean he's younger than me but taller. In case you didn't know, you guys, I'm short as I'm only 6 ft. tall. That said, I'd like to congratulate Sean Noel for continuing his education. I'm proud of you, bro. Anyone know where I might find legal human growth hormone...that works?

Next, I hope to have successfully captured the attention of, the famed Vlogger and young reporter, Philip DeFranco (AKA sxephil of youtube.com). His channel is great and you should all ,all meaning 1, check him out and subscribe (link at the bottom). Beware if you're a douche-bag, however, he will crush you. Just a warning, folks. Well, honestly, I should be encouraging you, that way, when he destroys your delapidated little minds I'll enjoy a laugh. I love being a genius! lol

Ah! Now for the actual rant! I have gas...which means I'm really grumpy. No, it's not the I REALLY gotta fart gas, it's the God my intestines are in knots and I can't even burp gas. This is obviously gonna be a long day. I guess I'd better make this a good one.

Why do people do disgusting things in public places? The other day, as I'm riding the bus home from work, I notice this fairly sane looking young lady mining. When I say mining I REALLY mean digging for gold, yeah, picking her f*cking nose. If that isn't enough, I had the misfortune of looking up right as she struck it rich...but she was holding a tissue she didn't even use! WTF! She might as well have eaten it because she sure wasn't making much use of our dear friend Kleenex...or hand sanitizer with a splash of discression! That's how people catch Swine Flu, pig!

The next thing she did was equally distasteful even though it didn't make me throw up in my mouth like her nasal probing did. She lifted her shirt, yes, on a public bus, and adjusted her breasts, like, literally re-packing her saggy water balloons into their holsters. Pause. That's nasty, lady. Please keep your privates private.

Why don't black people understand people are looking at them funny simply because their clothes sport the Masonic seal? Actually, that was a stupid question as the answer is simple, they think it represents G-Unit. Ah! Ignorance is bliss! Good job, 50, another strike against society via the pathway of social irresponsibility. But, that's not a diss because it's planned...making you my hero.

You've exploited another flaw in the minds of minions, thus, increasing your financial power. Only goes to show there are more rappers out there with an IQ higher than 140 than myself. Wow, for the first time I'm not considered a minority.

Well, folks, I've cleared my mind and enjoyed a ginger ale. Time to call it a night. Hopefully you'll learn from my rantings and post coherent, grammatically correct comments.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. Shaaaaarrrrk!!!

Philip DeFranco Show:
http://www.youtube.com/sxephil

Masonic Seal:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Freemasonry

IQ score explanation:
http://wilderdom.com/intelligence/IQWhatScoresMean.html

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

People Are the Devil!!!

Why do people do the things they do? Honestly! It's like they don't have anything better to do than irritate and anger their fellow human bein - now I know what you're all thinkin: "Inf, you're complicatin things," or "What the hell is this guy talkin about?!" I'll tell you what I'm talkin about...EVERYTHING!

Since when is it okay to b!tch at the bus driver for simply bein a reasonable 2 minutes late leavin? He just said he "floats the bus," which any person can comprehend, means, "I drive fast." What's worse is the driver was compliant; askin what time the passenger had to be at work, how far she had to go, etc. Instead, she responds with exasperation and obstinence stating, "When I get there...uh..." Listen, lady, stop bein a d!ck! You're obviously reachin for this one.

That two minutes you were complainin about were completely inconsequential as he still got you to work early. The nerve of these people! And if that isn't enough, now he's got an attitude all because of you! Way to go, you've successfully ruined someone's day.

On to more news. I've been in touch with a few people who know what happened at Fort Hood, Texas...primarily because they watched it as it happened. Listen, "you stuupid Amerikaans...with your judgemental opinions and your racist stereotypes," HE WAS AN OFFICER OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY, WHOM OF WHICH, RECENTLY FOUND HIMSELF VIA ISLAM! He was NOT a terrorist associated with Al-Qaeda. That's a cover up.

He was driven insane with rage, as he should've been, because of all the racist, culturally insensitive, narrow-minded comments he was surrounded by and acted irrationally. Yes, it was stupid and he got what he deserved, however, was his passion justifiable? Yes. He was in the most racist place on the planet enveloped by people who freely said things like, "I can't wait to kill some towel-heads," "Screw those A-rab sons of b!tches," "Only good A-rab is a dead A-rab," "If black people are chimps then their cousins are orangutans but they're all still monkeys." Yeah! Sh!t like that!

If I called you, "A square dancin, lipless, redneck bastard," "Hunchback honkey," "Shrimp d!ck white boy," or was audacious enough to say, "Monkeys don't have lips, Tarzan, you're like that gorilla he hangs with," "Your face looks like pepperoni pizza and you're not even Italian," "Your women like me more because I'm taller than your whole race...in my pants," you'd want to blow my head off too!

It doesn't take a genius to notice these things - wait...I AM a genius. Curse my high IQ! Scratch that, even an imbicile can notice these things! I hate people - no, I hate AMERICAN people. Other nations mock us because we think we're the most important and most sovereign when we're actually the center of all the catastrophic activities. We suck! I know I'm not a patriot, I don't stand durin the National Anthem because I'd rather sing Oh Canada, I mock all the Presidents, snored and farted in my sleep durin American History, the Chief of Congress might as well be God because he owns you all and I, preferrin a spiritual God, would be the equivalent of an atheist. Actually, you're too stupid to even recognize the real position of power, excuse me, the president. Sound familiar, Christians? "I don't pray to God, I pray to Jesus!" Huh, okay.

Speak of the devil, sorry, speak of the Christian...how is it you don't like your brother spiritual culture? Why do they know more about Christian culture than you? Why do they tend to live more Christian-like than you? "They're terrorists -" NO, YOU'RE TERRORISTS! The Spaniards, Catholic, ventured into Florida and South America slaughterin millions of Native American families as they approached Central America lookin for the Tree of Life/Fountain of Youth. The Japanese Airforce bombed Pearl Harbor, a naval base in Hawaii, your response was hurlin atomic bombs on 2 of their CIVILIAN cities killin millions of innocent people.

Korea fires a rocket into space and it was taken as a declaration of war, however, YOU fire a rocket into space and it's only to see if there's water on the moon? Right, and I'm Lil Wayne... You started a war with, like, half of the Middle East and North Africa because some guys with box cutters snuck passed airport security, illegally borded a civilian aircraft, took out an armed flight crew and Air Marshal, then crashed the planes into the Pentagon and the Twin Towers.

Wait, let's study that. No commercial airliner could hit a low standin buildin, like the Pentagon, at that speed (almost 600 mph) and trajectory (only 2 feet off the ground) without hittin the ground first. The hole was circular, no wing or engine wreckage was found, and instead of jet fuel causin the most awesome explosion ever the 'rocket' struck with only concussive force ignitin the natural gas lines causin a small flare up. Furthermore, the fire department was already on the scene and where did all that fuel go? WTF! That was the worst staged tragedy in human history and, you idiots, STILL fell for it!

The Twin Towers? Don't get me started! You all saw the footage, what the hell was that hammer shaped object hangin from the front of the plane? Don't say the turbine, you idiot a. Because the turbines were visibly smaller b. Turbines aren't that large to begin with c. It was asymmetrical, meanin it didn't have a match to balance the weight...which planes need to fly longer than 10 seconds. The flight into the towers was also rather smooth for a scared, junior pilot in a hurry to die with a jumbo jet full of people who could have splattered his cranium all over the control room.

So, tell me, at what point do we begin to use our God given intellect to see through all the smoke and mirrors? When will our society cease to be governed by tyrants, dominated by fear, and overwhelmed by stereotypes? When will we finally stop bein too proud to admit when someone else is right? In a society filled with hatred, conceit, deceit, pride, and prejudice there can be no righteousness. That's all that bothered me today, folks.

Also, in the future I will be citin references, postin visual aids, and links to more content for you to either enjoy or marvel at. Be lookin out for video blogs from me on Youtube where you may also enjoy my music which will soon be featured on other blogs.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. Lifeguard not on duty!