Disaster Relief Organizations Are Pompous

So, Haiti was hit with another earthquake earlier this week.  Talk about kicking people while they're down, 2 in one go, that's just not fair.  Honestly, what did these people do to deserve a fate so horrible, and why are relief personnel turning away more relief volunteers?  Stating, "Too much help can cause problems," I guess the few of you there are going to clean up the entire island yourselves.

If someone volunteers just let them, pick them up and bring them onboard.  Honestly, if I blew $1200 on a couples flight to the Caribbean just to help people I don't know help OTHER people I don't know and got turned away...I'd probably blow something up [Truth, he's scary...].  I mean, who turns down that kind of help?  As if having an entire island to rebuild and broken people complaining about poor relief efforts isn't enough, we have douchebags making the news for saying outlandish things about having too much help.  If you were doing a good enough job reports wouldn't get worse and less people would be as proactive as they are now.

Initially, we didn't even think you cared so we decided to anty up and make something happen ourselves...then you move in and steal all the glory.  Suddenly our contributions are no longer welcome and we should just stay home and stop sending volunteers and food.  Is it just me or is that logic completely backward [It's just you...]?  Sarcasm isn't befitting of you, Mr. Marshall.

"Sorry!" - Mr. Marshall

I can't believe how upset I am right now!  These are the same people who quickly crusify others for not caring about a tragedy because we can't respond in time but when we swarm them with help...they decline.  I'm sorry but that's just stupid.  Let's look at it like this, maybe your system just sucks.  As a relief organization you must not be very organized for a truck full of fur coats to arrive at the tsunami relief site.  How is that the fault of people who donate?

Now, you've created an even bigger problem because less people are willing to help.  They don't feel safe sending money and, honestly, I share their concern as the history of monitary contributions in the US is an ugly one.  If someone sends canned goods then have the organization's storage facility STORE them for appropriate times.  Of course, SENDING food to hungry victims seems appropriate enough to me [Especially when ordering it only in bulk takes time they don't have...].  And the world keeps turning.

Immediate rations are extremely helpful.  What can be stored may be handed out for later consumption by victims, stored up and shipped in bulk for practicality, lasts longer, are safer han sending enormous amounts of money through strangers, and distributed immediately while you wait for bulk rations.  Plus the cans can be used for bathroom emergencies [Not a joke...] and gardening [The beautification program...].  Besides, charity is about sending what you DO have and can afford to give up [Preach...].

Without adequate shelter the people, I'm sure, will get cold at night.  Inappropriate clothing can be used as blanketing and padding for medical emergencies.  You call these things useless resources but you're wrong, I call them survival aids in a pinch.  I would know since I grew up and still reside in hell--I mean Detroit and have been homeless before.  I've nicknamed it Martha Stewart living in the hood [Which is basically their whole island...].  I can think of uses for these things, why can't you?

I'm not conceited enough to believe I'm right about everything [*cough*...] but I have the feeling I hit this nail right on its head.  A gift is a gift no matter what it may be.  To sneer at something just because it's unfavorable is the action taken by an agency I wouldn't want to help.  Let's stop being smug and think more about the people AND the future.  Whatever isn't appropriate now may be appropriate in the future.  You signed on to do the work, just do it.

Honestly, I don't like when my customers fuss at me about things I had no control over, throw money at me, eat away my productivity time, make a mess of my store, try to sell me things, or make frequent changes and then cancel their arrangements...but I deal with it.  Why?  Because the people I serve are more important to me than my job itself.  At the end of the day, in spite of my exhaustion, it was more beneficial to me to be helpful to someone in need [Think about that...]

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in.

Earthquake In Haiti

I hope to God Comcast just sucks at internet provision or I'm going to kill an idiot, Prestige Mode, level 51, glitching, b!tch made, co©k sucker.  Yeah...I went there...and what [Pu$$ies...]?  I can call names with the best of them [He's wild...], plus Mr. Marshall is back to instigate [Hiiiii...].  He's been gone too long...I missed him.

So, I was on PSN last night playing Modern Warfare 2 and I started my night getting owned.  My connection, however, was perfect so I had no excuse for losing my first 4 or 5 matches...I just sucked.  Anyway, after getting thoroughly warmed up and starting to kick some @ss in Team Deathmatch I grabbed my P90 and headed to Free-for-All.  Now, normally I stay away from this play mode but I felt good that night [Major understatement...].

I'm ahead of the pack, I already have about 20 kills and I can tell I'm going to win this match hands down.  I've got a 7 kill streak going, I just used my second streak bonus, higher ranking players were dropping like dead flies, my connection was flawless...then I cut the level 51 down.  As soon as I stabbed him in the back the match glitched like crazy and I was disconnected from PSN for the rest of the night.  I couldn't even visit the Playstation Store!

I started to freak out because this looked like the level 51 guy attacked my system just because I killed him.  I hope not, since I can't find him, because I'll be out of a $300 system [Ouch...].  I found myself only able to connect for 2 to 5 minutes on each attempt.  I suffered the same fate each time.  I'd be dominating the match and suddenly get put off...I don't understand it!  All my other devices connected to the web perfectly well.

Feeling defeated and bummed about the possible assault on my Playstation I just gave up and went to bed.  What's worse is I didn't even have a cigarette for a nice night cap [Because he's broke as hell...].  And your point is?

In more important news, the crisis in Haiti has gotten completely out of hand.  Reports say the earthquake victims are suffering more and more each day.  There are few volunteers, people have super-glued their check books shut, and the Haitian people are starving and restless.  I, on the other hand, have been quite proactive...because I actually care.  Honestly, if I had suffered such devastation I'd be looking for some compassion and assistance too.  I'd also be just as angry if I were grossly ignored just as they are.

The quake measured 7.0 on the Richter Scale and almost destroyed the entire surface of the island.  We already know they can't afford to recover from this alone, especially since our businesses moved in and took all of the money out of their economy, so we could at least send them a few million and some volunteers.  For those of you who don't already know, I've started a cause on Facebook called, "Help Me Help Haiti!!!"  Search for it or click the link on my wall post...actually, I'll even try to post it here.  Once you find it please join it.

My plan is to get a few million people to join my cause and then have all of us donate $3 all at once.  In case you aren't very good at math, I've taken the liberty of producing an equation for you all.

If current cause members (3) • 4 million = 12 million

And each member's contribution = 3

Then 12,000,000 • 3 = 36,000,000 [A LOT of money...]

Pretty simple, right?  It's also very realistic.  Now, as much as I would like 12 million people to buy my demo at the same value, I'd much rather those people convert that [Nonexistent...] purchase into a reasonably small donation and be part of something great.  This will be paramount, moreso than Brangelina actually showing up there to devour all the good publicity.  It's a genius move but...also very selfish.  I, on the other hand, don't hope to gain anything from my efforts.  I only wish to help.

If Anderson Cooper can rescue a young teen from looters then I can raise $36 million to help these people.  The latest reports definitely struck a serious blow to my conscience and the photos of the aftermath were heart wrenching.  These people lost everything.  Nearly 200,000 lost lives, many lost body parts, businesses fell to the ground [Literally...], and rational minds shattered.  I almost cried watching the videos thinking, "This is terrible!"  Even the relief efforts were a mess.

Another thing I can't wrap my mind around is how little the American people seem to care.  The Facebook population couldn't even raise half a million dollars for Haiti.  What's the world coming to?!  I wrote a note addressing the double-standards deeply rooted in American society in order to spark an interest because, quite frankly, the truth is out there.  We entered a recession--no, a depression and expected every other sovereign nation to give us money we couldn't pay back...and then some of them did [Like China...].  Now, we won't even share some of that money with a nation in genuine jeopardy.

Show of hands, who else thinks that's bullsh!t [Give 'em hell, Jay!!!]?  I, for one, think this country sucks if the mentality of the people in it is that self-centered.  Where do we [Used loosely...] get off being so pretentious and pompous?  I understand being proud of one's own country but embracing all the negative too?  What sort of twisted point of view is that?!

We have racism and hate crimes, highest murder rates, highest prison population, crime rate through the roof, a corrupt government, ignorance runs rampant, financial prejudism, social prejudism, age prejudism, gender based prejudism, chauvinism, failing economy, mismanaged funds, weak legal system, overworked and under paid laborers, the list goes on.  Hell, our medical system is greedy and our internet is the slowest of all the sovereign nations.  How do we pay for 54+ mbps and only receive 1 mbps download and 0.7 mbps upload? How does that even work?  It's dishonest, it's theft.  You charge us for services you don't even provide!

"You lie!" - Joe Wilson

Quiet, Joe!  You're an idiot.  You don't even know when to keep your mouth shut when the Chairman [Democrat...] is in the room listening to the President's [Democrat...]  Congressional address.  If you don't like something simply vote against it rather than make a spectacle of yourself.  People really let power go to their heads.  Just because it takes a majority vote to get rid of you doesn't mean it can't happen [Jerk...].

"..." - Joe Wilson

I thought so.  Back to my original gripe, let's help Haiti, folks.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in.

Congress runs this country

 Help Me Help Haiti!!! 

Lil Wayne vs Nickelback???!!!

I hate this f*cking city with every ounce of being.  It is SO frustrating waiting for a bus when it's only 26 degrees outside, 6 inches of snow on the ground, I'm tired from work, and there's no place to warm up.  It's even more frustrating when your toes are frozen and the bus driver is a douchebag, so he refuses to turn up the God damned heat and let you defrost!

I swear this is the worst place, to live, on the entire face of this God forsaken planet! What's worse is, I had a bad day, this is going to go on for 3 more months, I had a bad day...oh, and did I mention I had a bad day?  I've had it up to my TEETH with these closed-minded, brain numbing, ignorant n!ggas who THINK their offensively low IQ's and stupid ideas are worth putting into effect.

Some of these ordinances shouldn't even make it out of the damned Mayor's office, but, alas we've elected an idiot old man who is arrogant enough to believe his poor excuse of a bus system works.  I would love to express how I really feel personally except for my fate, as a prisoner of the state should I attempt such a task, will become absolute.  That's right...THAT.

Maybe I'm  just being irrational because I'm handling my masculin hormonal change poorly this season.  My testosterone is at its peak and causing me to be a sh!t load more aggressive and vulgar.  Note that I'm not complaining about that part.  I am, however, complaining about how these people feed off of these biological occurences.  It's shameful to watch people intentionally push you over the edge for the sake of punishing you for it later.

Example:

Dave Bing is an idiot, thus proving exactly why ex pro athletes should not become politicians.  It took us months to keep the man from ruining our public transportation system.  The problem I have is the tension he's causing after winning his run for mayor...crazy, right?!  That's because the majority of Detroit citizens are incredibly stupid.  Think I'm lying?  Look at our political history as of the last 10  years...

This causes outrage and disgust within the numbers of the non voters, myself excluded.  I vote, as I should, but my voice is not heard.  When the people want to be screwed my opinion matters not.  It sucks being the only rational individual in a dying city...and so my response to such frustration is filled with potentially violent intentions.  I swear, some days I just want to slap an idiot until its teeth fall out.

In other news, aside from my weak @ss internet connection, I kicked ass in Modern Warfare 2 on PSN last night.  Sure I started the night getting owned, but that's not the point.  The point is I managed to rank up twice online even though I'm only a beginner.  With three matches in a row respectively ending with me having 20, 20, and 17 legitimate kills, "I have a  feeling that tonight's gonna be a good-good night.  WooHoo!" - Black Eyed Peas

You may have also noticed Mr. Marshall is absent from today's update...that's because I killed him and made stew with his remains.  I'm definitely full as hell right now.

"YOU LIE!" - Joe Wilson

F*ck you, Joe, I'm not lying...just telling a really tall tale.  Honestly, people, where is everyone's sense of humor?  Actually,wait...I ate THAT...ohhhhh sh!t...I'm gonna vomit...definitely gonna vomit.

See that?  That's how bad you guys are for my health, however, I just can't stop writing to you...or about you for that matter.  It's even interfered in the progression of my movie script...I really need to get back on that before I forget all my ideas.  I'm sorry, what?  Bah, what your thought was isn't important!  It's time for me to add a few pages to what I've got already.

As far as the soundtrack is concerned, Lil Wayne will NOT be on it!  My reasoning is because I'm writing this movie to have a GOOD soundtrack with GOOD Music.  Maybe you'll hear Eminem, of course Slaughterhouse, Fabolous, 3OH!3, maybe some Katy Perry, Abbe and J, Infinite Stylez, Son, etc.  Wow!  This thing might need a second disc just to cover all the awesome music I plan to use for it.  I'm starting to hear some India.Arie, Musiq Soulchild, Finch, Bullet for My Valentine, Fall Out Boy, Alexisonfire, Nickelback, Chris Daughtry, Nas...this thing is going to be HOT!

I'm suddenly very motivated.  The ideas are running rampant throughout my mind...the scenes, the music, the voices...I will own this.

Well that ends the update which took a week to finish.  Ciao!

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in.

Mad Depth

So, my birthday is in less than a week [The 4th actually...] and I keep asking myself how I'll feel about being 26 [Old...].  Honestly, my troll is quite correct but there's more to my feelings than that.  I feel lost and unaccomplished, if my high school reunion [Which he'll gladly not attend...] were on my birthday I'd be the biggest failure there.  Only the living and class graduates are invited to those, right?

The gravity of the situation has even affected my music.  I've been unable to write anything noteworthy for the last 2 months...that's about when I lyrically destroyed Reid in only 2 tracks [More humiliation to come...].  However, at the peak of my frustration I've managed to begin a process I initially thought was impossible for a character of my type.  Any takers [No...]?  I've started writing a movie script.

I must say it's going rather well although I haven't had much faith in my writing ability outside of music [He's lying.   He was just bragging about his blog...].  Okay, wise guy, let's vote.  Those who believe my lack of confidence in my ability exists please comment accordingly, those who don't, go to hell please also comment accordingly.

Moving on to bigger and better things, I've come across the most prejudiced and possibly controversial sign in Detroit.

Seen in front of this building:

If anyone can guess the full address of this building, thus revealing the location of the sign, I will award them $15 via PayPal, so only readers with active accounts may participate as I believe checks are the devil.  Each participant may submit only one entry so give it a lot of thought before responding [Cheaters will be tarred, feathered, and boiled in oil...].  The contest will be over on February 3, 2010 and the award will only go to the FIRST follower with the correct response [If enough of you got it right he'd go broke otherwise...].  I'm already broke, genius.

Continuing.  I didn't know such bold statements were tolerated.  This is an obvious example of discrimination, clearly stating those who don't believe in God are stupid and, based on the illustration, going to be killed BY God.  This is also, obviously, a Christian message to all "infidels."  Help me out here...who says your perception of God is even remotely accurate?  Every long lasting faith has a history of miraculous instances and countless blessings...which means you're not even half right [Oooooooooohhh!  I heard a beast, b!tch!].  Behave.

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

My point is, no matter what title a people give God to understand such a being is irrelevant.  As a matter of fact, God isn't even the name of the Christian deity, it's Jehova (translated from the Hebrew: Yahweh).  For those too ignorant to know any better, that means Jesus freaks and Jews have the same Master, and I'm not saying that sluringly [Not toward the Jewish people that is...].  I guess Mary Magdelene WAS the first Christian afterall [Formerly Jewish...].

As for atheists...I believe they are considered meek along with guys like me, the spiritual but uncertain.  This is my logic:

One of the most vital words in the definition of meek is the word unassuming.  I DO believe in God but I don't follow a specific faith, I study them all and I assume nothing.  That said, a meek individual is likely one who is still in need [Atheist...] or in search of enlightenment.  Those who have already accomplished enlightenment are likely to pass into Heaven.  This came directly from a Christian bible and is likely to be found in the teachings of other major faiths.

My point is this...that sign was a very stupid idea and those associated with its posting are probably having a hard time by now.  When did God give a culture the right to be mean spirited and prejudiced?  I thought we learned how bad an idea that was when we began our battle with racism...I guess not [Pfffft!  Americans...].
Hmmmm, wow...I feel better now.  I think I'll get through my work day and write a song [Good job, Jay...].  Thanks, Mr. Marshall, you know - wait, that's a Pablo Francisco skit - never mind.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in.  Hey, is that chocolate?!  NO!  NO, IT'S NOT!

Nicole Richie vs Joe Wilson vs Reid

Okay, so, I've come to discover my Sunday update did not post.  This really sucks because it is now Wednesday which means my last entry is officially out of date...f*ck it, I'm posting it again anyway.  I should learn to stop writing things that are time sensitive in the first place.  I forgive myself though since I understand my own feelings toward remaining current.

As many of you DON'T know, my birthday was Monday...which is why I'm so irritated by Blogaway's failure to post my update from Sunday.  BOTH of my readers have really been looking forward to it and, unfortunately, have had their dreams obliterated [Thank you, Beanie...].  Why'd I say that [Because you're a d!ck...]?  Mr. Marshall's right, that was mean.

"OH MY GOD!!!" - Mr. Marshall

What?!  Why are you reacting like that?!

"You actually said I was right without being sarcastic or insulting!" - Mr. Marshall

Jesus, relax, dude, you act like I proposed to you [I spoke too soon...].  Well, folks, just as Mr. Marshall is doomed to be a troll forever, I, will forever be a d!ck...a big one...

"YOU LIE!" - ?

Who the f*ck was that [Joe Wilson...]?!  That seriously startled the SH!T out of me, I mean, I thought that last screw had finally come loose.  It was more startling than the time my sister tricked me into visiting the 2Girls1Cup shock site and holding me down in my seat forcing me to watch the whole thing.  Don't judge me, she's strong.

It was more shocking than the TickleTheFatKid shock game that scarred me for life when I received my "prize" [Ha!  Hardly...] which I speak of with much sarcasm [He hasn't absorbed what I've said yet...].  If I had finally gone crazy I would have lost my mind [This is gonna be a while...], wait, that doesn't make sense...or does it?  Oh, dear God!  It's started!  The Apocolypse is upon us!

"I've decided to commandeer the blog until he finally relaxes.  All the guy did was simply yell, "You lie," [There it is again!] and the kid's entire world came crashing down around him.  He acts like he's never been told that before...or maybe the unexpected voice of Joe Wilson is to blame [I've got it!  I'll hunt it down and strangle it!].  This will require great magnitudes of experimentation!

"Actually...I just have a fetish for being the cause of so much discord.  Call me a sadist, I'm not ashamed [Where did that voice come from?!].  I wish I could've been the blame for this outburst though [*crash*].  Honestly lol It's pretty funny!  He's really deter--okay, he's coming back now!  Later..." - Mr. Marshall

I apologize for that little outburst, I had to find something [SomeONE...].  Ignore Mr. Marshall, he's a troll [And you're a douchebag...].  We all love him anywa--

"YOU LIE!" - Joe Wilson

What in the HELL [IT'S JO--]?!  Joe Wilson?!  You're a f*cking prick!  Get the hell off my blog!

Okay, sooo, I've decided to allow my creative spark to run rampant.  What you read next will amaze you, well, will amaze me because I'm bored and I need to exercise [Or exORcise...] my brain.  This is a Blogspot EXCLUSIVE!  UHNNN!  ONE TIME!

I guess I should recognize real for the first time-I think I'm a |visionary| :what I see'll: work fine-Purp, dime-bag'll leave you |lifted|-a couple of my boys took a :journey overseas when they sniffed it:-I'm big sh!t...-and I aint smokin'-it I'm just jokin'-I |cut the game jugular| you boys :just chokin':.../

Who you know that's rockin' a beat-with no background, no mic, but poppin' his teeth-like every single line droppin' is sweet-if you aint |hoppin' with me|-you :silly rabbits ought to hop in the street:-now.../

If that aint freestyled-you |Rich Boy|s who claimin' you "souljas" and only ghost writin' for |Reid| now-are |Trapt| in a battle with |Steez| now-and I don't cause friction I'm |Staind|less you :tattered and beat down:/

Talkin' all this nonsense, |holdin' the heat|-the only :weapon you ever had a hold on was me:-I'm the life of the party the bullet with no target-and I don't mind livin' with |static| if :I sparked it:/

"Like I don't mind losin' MY vehicle, I PARKED it"-*so how am I denied MY peace when Y'ALL start sh!t...*-consider me a bread winner-or a dead n!gg@...-either way my family is gettin' fed, n!gg@.../

I don't mean to start throwin' them |bad words|-but :everything you sayin' to your fans is bad, word:...-if I'm backward-and twisted-then how you tell your fans you were battlin' and ripped him...-b!tch, them.../

Lines you been sayin' to the kid with his back turned only light a cigarette-my heat you aint feel it yet-|still a vet|-dump a clip, bullets hidin' in your chest-:Operation: Leave His Whole Belly and His Ceilin' Wet:.../

If you comin' with them punchlines-|I remain stationary| like :Nichole Richie when it's lunch time://

By the way, folks, look forward to finding that verse on Youtube in the near future.  I've formatted it for fans of text battles AND in audio structure for easy recording later.  That will be over the "Hood Hop" instrumental used by J-Kwon.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in.