What's good, folks? I'm back with another rant spawned by idle deep thought processes. By the way, the phraseology of that last sentence didn't enhance my statement it all. It just sounded good, so I figured, Why not?
The first thing on my mind is my second youngest surrogate little/big brother's recent enrollment into college. For those of you wondering what I mean by "little/big," I mean he's younger than me but taller. In case you didn't know, you guys, I'm short as I'm only 6 ft. tall. That said, I'd like to congratulate Sean Noel for continuing his education. I'm proud of you, bro. Anyone know where I might find legal human growth hormone...that works?
Next, I hope to have successfully captured the attention of, the famed Vlogger and young reporter, Philip DeFranco (AKA sxephil of youtube.com). His channel is great and you should all ,all meaning 1, check him out and subscribe (link at the bottom). Beware if you're a douche-bag, however, he will crush you. Just a warning, folks. Well, honestly, I should be encouraging you, that way, when he destroys your delapidated little minds I'll enjoy a laugh. I love being a genius! lol
Ah! Now for the actual rant! I have gas...which means I'm really grumpy. No, it's not the I REALLY gotta fart gas, it's the God my intestines are in knots and I can't even burp gas. This is obviously gonna be a long day. I guess I'd better make this a good one.
Why do people do disgusting things in public places? The other day, as I'm riding the bus home from work, I notice this fairly sane looking young lady mining. When I say mining I REALLY mean digging for gold, yeah, picking her f*cking nose. If that isn't enough, I had the misfortune of looking up right as she struck it rich...but she was holding a tissue she didn't even use! WTF! She might as well have eaten it because she sure wasn't making much use of our dear friend Kleenex...or hand sanitizer with a splash of discression! That's how people catch Swine Flu, pig!
The next thing she did was equally distasteful even though it didn't make me throw up in my mouth like her nasal probing did. She lifted her shirt, yes, on a public bus, and adjusted her breasts, like, literally re-packing her saggy water balloons into their holsters. Pause. That's nasty, lady. Please keep your privates private.
Why don't black people understand people are looking at them funny simply because their clothes sport the Masonic seal? Actually, that was a stupid question as the answer is simple, they think it represents G-Unit. Ah! Ignorance is bliss! Good job, 50, another strike against society via the pathway of social irresponsibility. But, that's not a diss because it's planned...making you my hero.
You've exploited another flaw in the minds of minions, thus, increasing your financial power. Only goes to show there are more rappers out there with an IQ higher than 140 than myself. Wow, for the first time I'm not considered a minority.
Well, folks, I've cleared my mind and enjoyed a ginger ale. Time to call it a night. Hopefully you'll learn from my rantings and post coherent, grammatically correct comments.
My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. Shaaaaarrrrk!!!
Philip DeFranco Show:
http://www.youtube.com/sxephil
Masonic Seal:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Freemasonry
IQ score explanation:
http://wilderdom.com/intelligence/IQWhatScoresMean.html
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