Marvel Vs Sprint

I hate being broke...I really do. Hopefully things won't be like this for long because some good things have been going on. I've been really motivated lately and finally all my hard work is paying off and I would just like to say, from the bottom of my heart...I'm not giving anything back to you guys [He's lying...]. Thanks, Captain Obvious [You're welcome...]!

So, as Mr. Marshall made painfully clear, I was just joking, folks. I love you all entirely too much to leave you high and dry in such a way...at least that's what I think [Scary thought...]. Mother fu- [Language!!!]... ... ... ... *grumbles*

[Tell them about Marvel vs. Capcom 3!!!] Ah! Yes! Marvel vs. Capcom 3 has aparently been blocked from production by the titanic Marvel Comics. Why? I only wish I knew, but, I only wish someone would get through to them and tell them to play nice. It's not Capcom's fault Jill Valentine owns your face- [What about Iceman?!]. Iceman IS pretty dope...okay, look, let's keep this completely real.

1. The hyper melee games have been balanced on bosses, actually no, you have the lead on bosses. Out of 5 games produced by Capcom you've had 4 boss appearances to Capcom's 1 exclusive boss...Abyss on the greatest 2D fighter of all time. Like they could've predicted that! Your being selfish and childish.

2. It's about the customers/fans, NOT, about your foolish pride [Completely childish...]. That game is sold out worldwide and you say, "We just don't think it'll be profitable." Get real. On one of the games Capcom had to sneak a hidden super-boss of their own in just to have a mark in the franchise.

3. Stop being petty over power and share the rights to more characters then! I would LOVE to see Silver Surfer, Human Torch, Invisible Woman, Deadpool, and Nightcrawler (to name a few) on a third installment! If the Capcom characters intimidate you then match their power and ability by sharing more powerful and adept characters with us [Obvious solution...]!

4. Capcom, you're not exempt! Taking Ken Masters and Sakura off Tatsunoku vs. Capcom?! Are you insane?! You left us with no other Capcom characters to stop Ryu! Favortism? Yes! Where's Jill Valentine, Akuma, and Captain Commando?! Chun Lee can't stop Ryu! Can we, AT LEAST, have Strider Hien, Megaman X (transformation), Sean, Leon, Zero (he's NICE on TvC), adult Roll (no more Chibi-Roll please), Psycho Ken (transformation), and Sagat?!

5. Both of you, the success of MvC 2 was because of variety and customization. We can do things on that game you never imagined we'd ever figure out...that you never imagined was possible for that engine and graphics accelerator. I've figured how to max out the difficulty of each difficulty setting so my save data is more challenging than others' [It's true, I've seen it...].

6. More vitality...I kill people too fast even on 0.1 hit ratio [Lowest handicap...]. The reason I say this is because some character combinations knock off entirely too much damage in one team hyper...that takes the fun out of the match when you're the one who launched the attack.

7. Some characters have infinite combos...please allow us some breakers for such instances or a counter that removes the character standing-in from danger of receiving the same punishment. This isn't so much a problem but it's annoying when someone abuses such an ability. Just a breaker that we have to build up in order to break the loop.

8. Be fair, Marvel, don't get mad when Capcom makes their own boss...and, Capcom, if they do, make an all Capcom hyper melee with the same and even more attributes. Keep the 3-on-3 without allowing Marvel to stop you. You own the set up, the engine, the animation, the music, the moves, and the custom fighting styles...you actually have more leverage here. I'd sue them for inhibiting the growth of my enterprise by not allowing me to meet the demand of my customers, also known as, monopolizing [The world needs free enterprise...].

That said, play nice, guys. Don't punish the rest of the world with your feud, it's simply not nice [Unforgivable...]. I let you slide long enough, Mr. Marshall...

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

Anyway, next order of business. The Android devices are AMAZING, however, what I don't like is how the providers cripple the phones. I have the new Samsung Moment, which hates your face [Eat it iPhone...], and I can't fathom why Sprint had no interest in Android OS 1.6, codenamed, Donut. That's just stupid, now we all have to upgrade when we should've had it already. It's only so annoying because the inconvenience is intentional.

I predict an attempt at selling the firmware which will cause a massive uprising allowing the terrorists to win. Sprint...this is a very bad idea. Remove the downstream cap and stop blocking us from the 1.6 and future 2.0 upgrades so the amazing phones we paid for can perform their best and finally kill the played out iPhone.

Here it is I have a phone that topples the BlackBerry and the iPhone but I have the most basic firmware. This is a problem for me because I end up waiting for the upgrades and updates that will also make the phone capable of toppling the Droid which is, now, the best phone on the US Market. This sucks because my phone has, all around, the best hardware overall.

I have the same, HD AMOLED, screen the Samsung Omnia HD (which owned the iPhone and the iPod Touch LIVE on video) does, the fastest processor on the US market, wi-fi, wireless 3G, tabbed browsing, etc, etc. Basically, Sprint, you too, are a bully just like your friend Marvel. For shame.

Anyway, that's all that bothered me today. My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. Swimsuits mandatory [PG-13 kids...]!

Omnia HD crushing iPod Touch in video quality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOHVk80VhI&feature=youtube_gdata

Omnia HD crushing iPhone 3GS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7kEmDZvhs8&feature=youtube_gdata

Proof Moment has same screen as Omnia HD:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_9FYa6MdCg&feature=youtube_gdata

Marvel Vs Capcom 3 details:
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/05/05/capcom-marvel-vs-capcom-3-not-part-of-deal-to-re-release-mvc/