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My recent studies show approximately 80% of young American women that men meet would rather deal with an abusive man over a cheating man [Wow! Seriously?]. Yes, Mr. Marshall, this is true [I didn't know that...]. I just told you. Men, on the other hand, would rather play the revenge f*ck game when women cheat and then, sooner than later, get into fist fights over it after the fact [Stupid...]. Extremely. I guess it turns them on.

It's depressing when our society is so lost. Is pride and control over thy neighbor that valuable you're willing to throw your health, freedom, and possibly, your life away for it? If you answered yes then you're one of the idiots mentioned above. Yes, I said it, you're stupid...as hell.

You're part of that large void full of closed-minded Americans who don't acknowledge or respect the freedom and rights of others. You, more than likely, believe bullying other nations out of their commodities is the definition of true Patriotism, women were built to be dominated by men, and racial and spiritual diversity is a sin. That pretty much covers Neo-Naziism in a nutshell.

Is it really worth it to let someone kick your ass due to their inability to control their sexual frustrations? Is being in a state of marriage-likeness so valuable you're willing to steal the benefits and pleasure of said comaraderie before actually having earned it? Were those questions too complicated for you to understand? Leave your feedback in the comments section, only serious responses need be posted [Perpetrators will be victims of random acts of mass genocide...]. We kill idiots [Mercilessly...].

Women, think about this before you answer, I'm in my "typical Christian" mindset, therefor, you will be judged accordingly. Is it okay for a, seemingly, faithful man to deck you in the mouth when you "get out of line?" [He only makes it sound as ugly as it is...] If enough of you believe so, I hereby promise to support your cause and petition to invoke men legal rights to "smack a b!tch," ... or a h0e, choose your poison.

Men, is it cowardice and barbaric to hit others when you're angry simply because you aren't intelligent enough to express your feelings maturely...like young children? Remember, your kids watch and record everything you do like reality TV. What you do they shape their lives around and grow to believe is the right way to do things. Should a smart-mouthed woman receive a broken nose for having a higher IQ than you?

Well, folks, if you haven't noticed, papi is calling you out of the pits of darkness you call civility. The very reason police take people to jail, prosecute them, and imprison them for hitting each other is because it's wrong...and it inspires pedophiles to eat babies. [Do you really want Roman Polanski to devour your kids?] I didn't think so.

With that said I believe it is due time for me assert my views of sexual freedom.

1. All the idiots will contract SFMA [Spider-Flu Monkey AIDs] and die.

2. Sexually inept individuals will be too busy screwing other people to hit each other.

3. Sexually inept individuals will gain better experience and evolve into sexually adept individuals giving you less need to cheat on them when you're married.

4. Experimentation is our natural process of learning, I wonder why that is [God made us that way...]. But that would mean - [The Christians interpreted wrong...].

5. People are more rational and more agreeable when they aren't horny strictly becaue their waiting for you.

6. You shouldn't take what you haven't earned. Fidelity is a pleasure that belongs to those who deserve it...married couples.

7. You don't know you do or don't like what you haven't tried.

8. You don't know what you do or don't like more than what you've tried already.

9. Your way has the divorce rate higher than 40%, your views are obiously wrong as more than 50% of said divorcees agree with me after their first married experience.

10. That said, divorce is expensive and ruins those people involved in most cases.

11. You actually learn the true meaning of love by first learning the difference between it and infatuation by getting to know those you don't love "that way."

So I guess when you steal knowledge you haven't earned the right to, like Adam and Eve, you get punished...severely. "Oh, God! Why can't I find someone that loves me for me and will treat me right [I guess when you stop cheating the system and manipulating the will of others...]?" You're on to something there, Mr. Marshall.

The real question should be, why is it okay to emotionally extort those you claim to love? Is that fair? Is that even considered love?! What type of demoralized, emotionally unstable human being could answer yes to that question? That's not even humane!

So when that individual get's tired of the emotional entrapment and strikes back, due to loss of rationality, is it that person's fault? Sure, their wrong, but who's the problem? I think the one pulling the strings is. You put yourself there to begin with, trying to force this person to love you as a means of tickling your fancy. You ignored the warning signs and tried to force someone to submit to your will. You're just an emotional terrorist.

I was close to my breaking point before, relationship after relationship failed. I always gave more than my lover was willing to give...and the trend only worsened. Bigger promises broken, more people involved, false accusations landing me in a cell, fines, homelessness...I know how some of those men feel and someone almost her ass beat. But because of who I am I just gave up and left.

It took me a while to understand what the women in my family were trying to teach me. These dedicated women weren't trying to turn me into a dog they were trying to protect their baby boy. I didn't appreciate the advice and I deserved what I got. No one should cater to anyone for the sole purpose of appeasing the other. The lesson of dating is teaching us to be less selfish...not more selfless.

In case you didn't understand that, it's not about how much you can give someone who may not care for you, it's about how much you're not taking from them to satisfy yourself. Now, THAT'S a relationship blog, effers. Screw trying to gain more understanding, diving into the minds of the opposite sex, we're all alike. It's not rocket science, genius [Sarcasm...]. Mr. Marshall...

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

Trust me, I've been through it and I sell it for a living, love is not as simple as you make it seem...but it's not as troublesome either. In an industry designed to suit the rich, no wonder people just can't seem to get along. According to television Lust + Money = Happily Ever After, according to me it equals two idiots Married With Children.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. Canonbaaaaaaallllllll!!!

Current divorce rates:
http://www.divorcerate.org/

Relationship blogs those people may have used:
http://www.100bestdatingsites.com/blog/2008/ask-the-experts-100-best-blogs-for-relationship-advice/

Some abusive relationship facts (women abused):
http://www.kcsdv.org/stats.html

Proof why people get violent:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evil-deeds/200908/anger-disorder-part-four-frustration-madness-and-misogyny