Showing posts with label Masons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Masons. Show all posts

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Things That Make You Go Hmmm

Good Saturday morning, everyone, it's a surprisingly nice day in Detroit. It's not too cold, plenty of sunshine, I don't have gas and, therefor, I'm no where near as cranky. However, today's blog won't disappoint you as I will always have a gripe as long as I'm still living.

Today's rant is brought to you by business, the standard in bad decisions everywhere.

Speaking of bad decisions, Mayor Bing was re-elected Mayor of Detroit on November 3rd. Apparently, even though more than 60% of the city's population rely on the city bus system as it is, we've somehow managed to think it was wise to choose the candidate who continues his efforts to destroy it. The ex-Pistons star and founder of the Bing Group, who allegedly deserted his company after winning the election, was unavailable for comment. Go figure.

Now, for all of you Dave Bing fans out there, I'm not dissing the man, I'm just saying you believe in him the way you believe in God. This is a fair analogy because you maintain a completely blind faith in both. Let's analyze this, Mr. Marshall.

"Sure, Mr. Stylez. See, the problem here is Dave Bing is clearly human. Prone to err and bad decision himself, we should have made our decision based on some sort of logic. God, on the other hand, is perfect. Trusting a man shouldn't be nearly as easy as a trusting God." - Mr. Marshall

And there you have it, people. For those of you looking to expand your world of knowledge about the Bing Group, check out the link at the bottom of the post. It's a good starting point with some keywords to aid in your search. Enjoy that, you're welcome.

Jumping ahead to a totally different topic like a hyperactive teen with an attention deficit disorder, I love music!!! I have a dream but the extremely high costs of the necessary investments have completely tapped my funds. As you can imagine, this has me very pissed off...which is why I started this blog…I think. Anyway, anyone who would like to contribute to my dream, please click on the donate button I'll have posted at the bottom of the post.

Anyone who simply cannot afford it, your love and support are greatly appreciated [Don't forget to subscribe!]. Please comment as much as you like, post blog links, post pictures showing how much you love Inf (CHEA!!!) [Don't forget to subscribe!], and any other (safe for work) items you would like to leave me [Don't forget to subscribe!]. MR. MARSHALL! NO SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!!!

"Sorry." - Mr. Marshall

Moving on, Kanye West is apparently on suicide watch. Needless to say I predicted this shortly after his mother died after he collapsed in tears during a live performance, marking this one of the most dedicated -

"Hey, Infinite, I'm really happy for this, I'mma let you finish...but Courtney Love had one of the most dedicated suicide watches of all time!"

MR. WEST! What the fu -

"It was one of the best interruptions of all time! [Don't forget to subscribe!]"

What kind of foo -

"Mr. Marshall has some of the best subliminal messages of all time! [Don't forget to subscribe!]"

*Uppercut!*

Now that that's over, I must agree with President Obama's statement, "He's a jackass." Guess what...even though I love this guy's music and his passion I feel like that guy sxephil was referring to on September 10th of this year when he spoke on Joe Wilson.

Wearing a College Dropout poster attached to my gold rope "dookie chain" and Late Registration written in White-Out across my Louis Vuitton backpack during both outbursts, I looked around nervously both times while saying in a low voice, "F*ck! That was a bad idea, Kanye!" With Bush possibly being a Mason (he actually wasn't lol Christians nowadays are crazy!) and Taylor Swift possibly being a Nazi (not really, it was coincidental), you're in for a world of trouble!

Jokes people! Read around the internet. Google and Wikipedia are my best friends in the whole wide world...(Masons aren't satanists by the way)

Honestly, I wish Kanye the best and a speedy recovery.

That's all I have today, folks. Enjoy your weekend since working through mine.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in.

Bing Group starting page:
http://michiganmessenger.com/13459/detroit-mayor-hopeful-dave-bings-company-faced-52-miosha-violations

Taylor Swift a Nazi???:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/29/taylor-swift-embraces-the-swastika/

Was Bush a Mason?:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_president_George_W_Bush_a_freemason&alreadyAsked=1&rtitle=Is_president_george_w_bush_a_free_mason

Freemasons aren't satanists...from the ENCYCLOPEDIA:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_and_Freemasonry

Friday, November 13, 2009

Masonic Gold Mines

What's good, folks? I'm back with another rant spawned by idle deep thought processes. By the way, the phraseology of that last sentence didn't enhance my statement it all. It just sounded good, so I figured, Why not?

The first thing on my mind is my second youngest surrogate little/big brother's recent enrollment into college. For those of you wondering what I mean by "little/big," I mean he's younger than me but taller. In case you didn't know, you guys, I'm short as I'm only 6 ft. tall. That said, I'd like to congratulate Sean Noel for continuing his education. I'm proud of you, bro. Anyone know where I might find legal human growth hormone...that works?

Next, I hope to have successfully captured the attention of, the famed Vlogger and young reporter, Philip DeFranco (AKA sxephil of youtube.com). His channel is great and you should all ,all meaning 1, check him out and subscribe (link at the bottom). Beware if you're a douche-bag, however, he will crush you. Just a warning, folks. Well, honestly, I should be encouraging you, that way, when he destroys your delapidated little minds I'll enjoy a laugh. I love being a genius! lol

Ah! Now for the actual rant! I have gas...which means I'm really grumpy. No, it's not the I REALLY gotta fart gas, it's the God my intestines are in knots and I can't even burp gas. This is obviously gonna be a long day. I guess I'd better make this a good one.

Why do people do disgusting things in public places? The other day, as I'm riding the bus home from work, I notice this fairly sane looking young lady mining. When I say mining I REALLY mean digging for gold, yeah, picking her f*cking nose. If that isn't enough, I had the misfortune of looking up right as she struck it rich...but she was holding a tissue she didn't even use! WTF! She might as well have eaten it because she sure wasn't making much use of our dear friend Kleenex...or hand sanitizer with a splash of discression! That's how people catch Swine Flu, pig!

The next thing she did was equally distasteful even though it didn't make me throw up in my mouth like her nasal probing did. She lifted her shirt, yes, on a public bus, and adjusted her breasts, like, literally re-packing her saggy water balloons into their holsters. Pause. That's nasty, lady. Please keep your privates private.

Why don't black people understand people are looking at them funny simply because their clothes sport the Masonic seal? Actually, that was a stupid question as the answer is simple, they think it represents G-Unit. Ah! Ignorance is bliss! Good job, 50, another strike against society via the pathway of social irresponsibility. But, that's not a diss because it's planned...making you my hero.

You've exploited another flaw in the minds of minions, thus, increasing your financial power. Only goes to show there are more rappers out there with an IQ higher than 140 than myself. Wow, for the first time I'm not considered a minority.

Well, folks, I've cleared my mind and enjoyed a ginger ale. Time to call it a night. Hopefully you'll learn from my rantings and post coherent, grammatically correct comments.

My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in. Shaaaaarrrrk!!!

Philip DeFranco Show:
http://www.youtube.com/sxephil

Masonic Seal:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Freemasonry

IQ score explanation:
http://wilderdom.com/intelligence/IQWhatScoresMean.html