I hope to God Comcast just sucks at internet provision or I'm going to kill an idiot, Prestige Mode, level 51, glitching, b!tch made, co©k sucker. Yeah...I went there...and what [Pu$$ies...]? I can call names with the best of them [He's wild...], plus Mr. Marshall is back to instigate [Hiiiii...]. He's been gone too long...I missed him.
So, I was on PSN last night playing Modern Warfare 2 and I started my night getting owned. My connection, however, was perfect so I had no excuse for losing my first 4 or 5 matches...I just sucked. Anyway, after getting thoroughly warmed up and starting to kick some @ss in Team Deathmatch I grabbed my P90 and headed to Free-for-All. Now, normally I stay away from this play mode but I felt good that night [Major understatement...].
I'm ahead of the pack, I already have about 20 kills and I can tell I'm going to win this match hands down. I've got a 7 kill streak going, I just used my second streak bonus, higher ranking players were dropping like dead flies, my connection was flawless...then I cut the level 51 down. As soon as I stabbed him in the back the match glitched like crazy and I was disconnected from PSN for the rest of the night. I couldn't even visit the Playstation Store!
I started to freak out because this looked like the level 51 guy attacked my system just because I killed him. I hope not, since I can't find him, because I'll be out of a $300 system [Ouch...]. I found myself only able to connect for 2 to 5 minutes on each attempt. I suffered the same fate each time. I'd be dominating the match and suddenly get put off...I don't understand it! All my other devices connected to the web perfectly well.
Feeling defeated and bummed about the possible assault on my Playstation I just gave up and went to bed. What's worse is I didn't even have a cigarette for a nice night cap [Because he's broke as hell...]. And your point is?
In more important news, the crisis in Haiti has gotten completely out of hand. Reports say the earthquake victims are suffering more and more each day. There are few volunteers, people have super-glued their check books shut, and the Haitian people are starving and restless. I, on the other hand, have been quite proactive...because I actually care. Honestly, if I had suffered such devastation I'd be looking for some compassion and assistance too. I'd also be just as angry if I were grossly ignored just as they are.
The quake measured 7.0 on the Richter Scale and almost destroyed the entire surface of the island. We already know they can't afford to recover from this alone, especially since our businesses moved in and took all of the money out of their economy, so we could at least send them a few million and some volunteers. For those of you who don't already know, I've started a cause on Facebook called, "Help Me Help Haiti!!!" Search for it or click the link on my wall post...actually, I'll even try to post it here. Once you find it please join it.
My plan is to get a few million people to join my cause and then have all of us donate $3 all at once. In case you aren't very good at math, I've taken the liberty of producing an equation for you all.
If current cause members (3) • 4 million = 12 million
And each member's contribution = 3
Then 12,000,000 • 3 = 36,000,000 [A LOT of money...]
Pretty simple, right? It's also very realistic. Now, as much as I would like 12 million people to buy my demo at the same value, I'd much rather those people convert that [Nonexistent...] purchase into a reasonably small donation and be part of something great. This will be paramount, moreso than Brangelina actually showing up there to devour all the good publicity. It's a genius move but...also very selfish. I, on the other hand, don't hope to gain anything from my efforts. I only wish to help.
If Anderson Cooper can rescue a young teen from looters then I can raise $36 million to help these people. The latest reports definitely struck a serious blow to my conscience and the photos of the aftermath were heart wrenching. These people lost everything. Nearly 200,000 lost lives, many lost body parts, businesses fell to the ground [Literally...], and rational minds shattered. I almost cried watching the videos thinking, "This is terrible!" Even the relief efforts were a mess.
Another thing I can't wrap my mind around is how little the American people seem to care. The Facebook population couldn't even raise half a million dollars for Haiti. What's the world coming to?! I wrote a note addressing the double-standards deeply rooted in American society in order to spark an interest because, quite frankly, the truth is out there. We entered a recession--no, a depression and expected every other sovereign nation to give us money we couldn't pay back...and then some of them did [Like China...]. Now, we won't even share some of that money with a nation in genuine jeopardy.
Show of hands, who else thinks that's bullsh!t [Give 'em hell, Jay!!!]? I, for one, think this country sucks if the mentality of the people in it is that self-centered. Where do we [Used loosely...] get off being so pretentious and pompous? I understand being proud of one's own country but embracing all the negative too? What sort of twisted point of view is that?!
We have racism and hate crimes, highest murder rates, highest prison population, crime rate through the roof, a corrupt government, ignorance runs rampant, financial prejudism, social prejudism, age prejudism, gender based prejudism, chauvinism, failing economy, mismanaged funds, weak legal system, overworked and under paid laborers, the list goes on. Hell, our medical system is greedy and our internet is the slowest of all the sovereign nations. How do we pay for 54+ mbps and only receive 1 mbps download and 0.7 mbps upload? How does that even work? It's dishonest, it's theft. You charge us for services you don't even provide!
"You lie!" - Joe Wilson
Quiet, Joe! You're an idiot. You don't even know when to keep your mouth shut when the Chairman [Democrat...] is in the room listening to the President's [Democrat...] Congressional address. If you don't like something simply vote against it rather than make a spectacle of yourself. People really let power go to their heads. Just because it takes a majority vote to get rid of you doesn't mean it can't happen [Jerk...].
"..." - Joe Wilson
I thought so. Back to my original gripe, let's help Haiti, folks.
My mind is mad deep and you just jumped in.
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